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You must be tired, youve been running through my head all day
Yeah, thats weird youve been running through mine, its been giving me a HEADACHE
Do u believe in love at first sight or do u want me 2 walk past again?
If u want to, but this time, keep on walking
Here's 25 cents, ring your mom and tell her you wont be home tonight.
Thanks, heres 2500 dollars you need to sort out your face hunny
Oh my god, dreams do cum true, u was in my dream and we were 2gether
Aww how sweet, allow me to pinch u a few times, just 2 check if youre awake
Im not Fred Flintstone but I can make your bedrock
i may not be Buffy, but I cud still kick your ass
How you doing?
Just fine 'til u came along
My parents r out, u wanna cum round?
Shame they r out, id like 2 see meet your mom, bet shes TWICE the man u r
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Oh, sorry. I would, but I don't like short stories.
Did it hurt when u fell from heaven?
Only because you FAILED to catch me
Hey sexy, can I get in your pants?
Im sorry theres already one asshole in here"
Hey baby, Where you going?
To my boyfriends house
Away from you
I know how to please women.
So, why arent you walking away?
If I could re-arrange the alphabet id put U and I together.
Yeah and if I could re-arrange the alphabet, id still keep N and O together
Is this seat taken?
No, and this one wont be either if u sit in it.
If I saw you naked Id die a happy man...
if I saw you naked Id die laughing.
You have the key to my heart
Too bad I changed the locks
Hey Baby, what do you do for a living
I am a female impersonator
I would go to the end of the world for you.
But would you stay there?
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Unfertilized
You wanna stay the night?
Why don't you go put a condom over your head if your gonna act like a dick you might as well look like one
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