Schwartzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox has a small one,
Madonna doesn't have one,
The Pope has one but doesn't use it,
Clinton uses his all the time,
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one,
George Burns' was hot,
Liberace never used his on women,
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his,
We never saw Lucy use Desi's
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The answer is: A Last Name
What were YOU thinking??
Get your mind out of the gutter
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How do you put an Elephant in a fridge?
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- Open the fridge, put in the elephant in, and close the fridge.
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There once was a lady who lived on the top floor of a 32 floor building. Everyday she would take the elivator all the way down, and walk two blocks to work. On the way home, if it was a sunny day, and there was no one in the elivator, she would only take it half way ( floor 16 ) and then walk up the stairs to her floor (floor 32). If it was raning outside, or if there where other people, she would take it all the way up. Now, if it was raining and she was the only one in the elivator, she would take it up all the way as well. Why did she have such a funny habbit?
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She was a midget Think about it, she could only reach the 16 floor when no one was in the elivator, when there where people, she would get them to push the button, and when it was raining out, she would use her unbrella to poke the button
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Ok,so there is this pink 1 story house.The walls are pink,the carpets are pink,
the wood is pink,the ceiling tiles are pink,the bathroom is pink ,the toilet is pink,
the kitchen is pink, the tables are pink,the chairs are pink,their lawn is pink,
their cat is pink,the people who live there's hair is pink,the living room is pink,
the dining room is pink,the mother and father's room is pink,the daughter's
room is pink,amd so is the son's room.But what color are the stairs
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Answer:There are no stairs! It is a one-story house,remember??
